3 Idiots - Part 1

Sunday, November 30, 2008
P.S : This is also a very lengthy story. So I have decided to put it in parts. Kindly excuse.

This story is basically about three youngsters Gautham, Arjun and Shiva. Odanae neega romba serious’ana story nu laam nanachikadheenga. It’s a full and full fun filled entertainer. Ivanga moonu paerukkum perusa onnum othuma kadayadhu, ivanga yaarum perfect’um kadayadhu. Gautham pathi sollanum na ivan konjam shy type……..ponnunga naalae ivanukku allergy, endha ponnu kitta’um mugam kudhuthu kooda paesa mattan. Sari yaen ivan ippadi irukan nu patha adhukku oru flashback irukku…….. ivana oru ponnu love panni emathitta…….idhu eppo nadandhudhu na ivan 3rd std padikkum bodhu………appothula irundhu ivanukku tamil’a pidikadha orae vartha ‘pengal’ and english’la pidikadhu orae vartha ‘Girls’. Next is Arjun, ivana pathi sollanum na life’la edha pathiumae konjam kooda kavala padadha irukura oru jenmam. Ivanukku ponnunga kitta naraya craze, appadinu ivanae nanachittu suthittu irupan aana adhu illa unmai. Ivanoda dictionary’a open panni patheengana adhula moomae moonu vartha dhan irukkum “GIRLS, FIGURES and BABES”. Ivana pathi surukkama sollanum na idhu pinjilayae pazhuthu pona case. Next is Shiva, ivan sariyana amma paiyan, thayir sadham, baekku, dubukku ippadi sollanum na sollitae polaam. Ivan ippadi irukarthukku ivan karanam illa ivan valandha suzhnilai karanam. Romba kandippana appa acharamana amma, chellam kudukura thatha paatti……….ippadi valandha ivan kitta namma vaera edha expect panna mudium. Ippadiya irukura ivanga moonu paerum onna saerndhangana eppadi irukkum adha dhan neega paaka poreenga. Indha story la naraya edathula na logic maintain panna try pannirukaen aana enna’um meeri sila edathula logic illama poidichi, idhu edhunala na ‘HUMOUR HAS NO LOGIC’ so plz kindly bear with it.

Ok let’s go to the story
PART - I

GAUTHAM
Morning 8:00 AM in Gautham's house

Gautham’s Mom : Gautham ezhundhuru pa………..

Gautham : Enna ma……..

Gautham’s Mom: Mani 8 aagudhu seekiram ezhundhuru pa……….

Gautham : 8 mani dhana ma aagudhu………school dhan mudinji pochi la ivlo seekiram ezhundhu na enna panna poraen…………

Gautham’s Mom: Vidiya kalaila ippadi thoongunina veetukku Sridevi varamatta Moodevi dhan varuva………..

Gautham : Endha Devi’um vara vaena……..nee paesama poma………

Gautham’s Mom: Inniki unakku + 2 result la……konjamadhu poruppu irukka paaru….ippo ezhundhukka poriya illaya…………

Gautham oru vazhiya ezhundhu kulichi mudichi internet cafe’ku results pakka kalamburan.

Arun : Hey Gautham engada pora result pakkava pora.

Gautham : Aamam da net centre ku poitu irukaen.

Arun : Hey ippo dhan da na pathuttu varaen endha net centre’um innum thorakala.

Gautham : Hey ippo enna da pandradhu…….

Arun : Ennoda cousin veetla computer irukku anga polaam variya.

Gautham : Hey computer mattum irundha podhadhu da internet irukanum appo dhan result pakka mudium.

Arun : His friend looks him from top to bottom ‘Deiiiiiii idhu kooda thaeriyamaya na 12th varaikkum vandhirukaen………….….va da elaam irukku avanga veetla.’

Arun : Good Morning uncle.

Uncle : Va pa Arun, enna ivlo kalaila.

Arun : Illa uncle inniki +2 result innum endha internet centre’um thorakala adhan namma veetla computer irukku la, adhan pakalaam nu vandhaen.

Uncle : Oh paravallayae ivlo porupulla pasangala irukeenga.

Gautham : Porupaadhu parupaadhu.

Uncle : Indha paiyan yaaru pudhusa irukan

Arun : Ennoda friend uncle, nanga rendu paerum orae class……..avanukkum result pakanum.

Uncle : Ok ok ulla po Divya irukka.

Gautham : Enna Divya va………hey arun unnoda cousin oru ponna.

Arun : Aamam

Gautham : Idha yaen da enkitta munnadiyae sollala.

Arun : Idhula solradhukku enna irukku.

Gautham : Na varala, na appadiyae poraen nee ennoda mark’um saethu pathuttu vandhu sollu.
Arun : Ada thuuuu loosu maadhiri pannadha enkooda va.

Gautham : Hey plz da Arun…….

Divya : Hey ennada Arun ivlo kalaila enna matter.

Gautham : Mani 8:30 aagudhu enna elaarum idha poi ivlo kalaila nu solranga.

Arun : Inniki result adhan, nee konjam pathu solaen.

Divya : Sari ivaru yaaru.

Arun : Ivan ennoda friend Gautham.

Divya : Nanga enna inga oosila internet centre’a vachi nadathurom elaara’um nee kootitu vara.

Gautham : Deiiii Arun na idhukku dhan munnadiyae varalanu sonna…….ippo enna kootitu vandhu asinga paduthura pathiya.

Arun : Dei illa da va chumma kindal pandra………hey Divya nee konja naeram koda chumma irukka maatiya……….seekiram system ON pannu.’

Divya : Hmm, register number sollu.

Arun : First ennodadha paaru 84523001, ‘Aiyoo kadavulae eppadiyadhu pass aaganumae.’

Divya : Polambadha da wait pannu………Hey Arun nee pass aaita da……Congrats, 72% da Arun nee, cha enna da ivlo kammiya vangi irukka.

They where speaking about the marks for long time without noticing Gautham, who is also waiting to see his results.

Arun : Hey Gautham sorry da, unna marandhae poitaen. Unnoda register number sollu.

Gautham : Ippovachum na irukardhu unakku thaerinjidhae………84523028.

Arun : Hey maams 87% da sooooper, nee ivlo score pannuva nu na nanaikavae illa……

Divya : Hey Gautham, congrats nalla marks, college’la endha course edukalaam nu irukka.

Gautham : Looks into the floor and said ‘thaeriyadhu.’

Arun : Tharaya morachi pathadhu podhum vada polaam. Bye Divya.
ARJUN
Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen’s. I take immense pleasure in welcoming you all to the 25th Annual day celebration of our school. This is the supposed to be the silver jubilee year and I am very happy to be a part in it. I take this opportunity to thank each and every person who where responsible for the growth of our school. 25 years – As a matter of fact I would say it is not that simple to achieve this. This is only because of our teachers, our headmasters and ofcourse our students and their parents. As a part of our function we are glad to distribute prizes to our school toppers in various classes. School topper in 12th Std…...I call Arjun on stage to take away his medal from our honorable Chairman Mr. Ramanadhan…….Arjun……

Arjun’s Mom : Dei ezhundhiru da………

Principal : Mr.Arjun……….Are you there……..

Arjun’s Mom : Dei Arjun ippo ezhundhuku poriya illaya……..mani 10 aagudhu innum thoongikittu……..ivanukku idhae vaelaya pochi………deiiiii ippo ezhundhukka poriya illaya…….

Arjun : Cha nalla kanava kaeduthutta ma……..

Arjun’s Mom : Kanavaam kanavu…….pozhudhu vidinji evlo naeram aagudhu innum thoongittu…….daily unkooda idhae rodhanaya pochi……..kalaila ezhundhoma kulichoma vaelaya pathomanu illama.

Arjun : Ippo na ivlo seekiram ezhundhu district collector vaelaika poga poraen………..thoonga vidu ma………

Arjun’s Mom : Inniki unakku results la……….konjamadhu bayam irukka paaru……..unga appa ippo dhan office la irundhu phone pannaru….result enna aachi nu kaetaaru..….avan innum ezhundhukkavae illanu sonnadhukku enna pidichi kathuraru……….seekiram ozhunga poi result ennanu pathu appa’ku phone panni sollu po……….

Mahesh : Hey machi Arjun engada ippadi thoongi vazhinji poitu irukka………..

Arjun : Ippo dhanda ezhundhaen……….kalaila oru super kanavu machi……….na school first vara maadhiri…….correct’a prize vangura samayathula amma ezhupitanga……..

Mahesh : Ha ha ha……..kooru kaetta maadu ezhu, ettu pulla thinnuma……..idhu unakkae konjam overa thaeriyala………..ippadi than kanavu kananum nu oru vara murayae illama poidichi...............

Arjun : Sari vidra……….nee result pathutiya………

Mahesh : Ohhhhh pathachae…………..ayya pass……..

Arjun : Goyyala nee pass aaitiya………enna koduma sir idhu………….edhuvum sollikarthukku illa…………sari sari enkooda va ennoda result’a pappom……….

Mahesh : Hey poda anga sama koottam………..ennoda result pakarthukkae evlo naeram aachi thaeriuma……….na poi ellaar kittaum na pass aana matter’a sollanum………

Arjun : Ivaru periya IAS exam’a pass pannitaru………ada thu va late laam onnum aagadhu andha net centre’la enakku thaerinjavan oruthan irukan……..seekiram pathudlaam..……

Arjun : Machi 75% dhan da vandhirukku……….

Mahesh : Ennadhu 75% dhan vandhirukka………..nee padicha padippukku idhuvae jaasthi……….

Arjun : Machi na tuition laam pona da……….

Mahesh : Dei nee tuition edhukku ponanu enakku thaerium………..nee padikkava pona……tuition sir ponna sight adikka thana pona…………..

Arjun : Sari sari………..nee overa paesadha nee evlo mark eduthirukka………..

Mahesh : 78%

Arjun : Adhan unakku ivlo yaethama ………..sari va namma oru dham’a poduvom……..

Mahesh : Hey nee innum thirundhavae illaya………

Arjun : Nee eppo naethu night enkooda dham adichi mudicha odanae thirundhuniya, yaenda scene’a podra enkittayae……….

Mahesh : Hey maams anga paaruda namma school ponnunga varanga……..

Janani : Hey Arjun hi………..enga result pakka vandhiya……..pass aaitiya evlo percent……..

Arjun : Hi Janani……….nana……….hmmm na 88%.............

Mahesh : Adapaaviiiiiiii ippadi vaai koosama poi solranae……………
Janani : Hey congrats da………na 92%

Arjun : Hey sooooooooper…..na kooda 90% expect panna aana but konjam koranjidichi…..

Mahesh : Deiiii aathunadhu podhum vada polaam………..

SHIVA
Early morning 5:00 AM in Shiva’s house.
(Tape Recorder)
Kowsalya supraja Rama poorva sandhya pravarthathe uthishta narasardoola karthavyam daivamahnikam. Uthishtothishta Govinda uthishta garudadhwaja uthishta kamalakantha thrilokyam mangalam kuru. Mathassamasta jagatham madukaitabhare vakshoviharini manohara divyamoorthe. Sree swamini srithajana priya danaseele Sree Venkatesadayithe thava suprabhatham.

Shiva : Amma na namma aathukku pakkathula irukura kovilukku poitu vandhudraen......

Shiva’s Mom : Khanna inniki enna leave naal adhuvuma ivlo kalaila ezhundhu kulichi muzhivi thiruneeru ittundu kovilukku laam……..

Shiva : Inniki naekku +2 result ma……….

Shiva’s Mom : Oh appadiya khanna……..nalla mark edukanum nu perumal’a nalla dharishnam panniko da……..kootam naraya irundha anga namma Ragava mama irukaru’la avar kitta sollu………avar unna spl queue la kootindu povar………

Rajesh : Hey Shiva engada kalangatha kulichi muzhuvi patta’um kotta’uma enga kalmbitta….

Shiva : Namakku inniki result la adhan nalla mark edhukanum nu kovilukku poitu irukkan………Nee enga poitu irukka……….

Rajesh : Dei avarada unnoda +2 paper thiruthuraru……..yaen da avara kalangathala disturb pandreenga………Nanae enga amma kalangathala ezhuppi paal vanga anupitangale nu kaduppula vandhuttu irundha ……nee ivlo kalaila kovilukku poraen nu solra………..

Shiva : Na daily kalaila indha time ku ezhundhuduvaen da……….

Rajesh : Nee mattuma ivlo kalaila ezhundhukura kalangathala andha suprabharatham patta pottu namma area’la irukura elaara’um ezhupura da…………enga amma’vae adha kaettu dhan ezhundhu enna’um ezhuppi paal vanga anupuranga…………..Na thaeriyama dhan kaekuraen ivlo kalaila family’oda ezhundhu appadi enna dhan da pannuveenga……….

Shiva : Dei adha viduda………ippo enga pona namma result pakalaam………

Rajesh : Ippadiyae straight’a ponina oru puliya maram varum…..anga oru samiyaar nalla koratta vittu thoongittu irupaar avara ezhuppi kaettina unnoda result’a akku vaera aani vaera puttu puttu vaipaar……..

Shiva : Hey comedy pannadha da………

Rajesh : Pinna ennada indha time’la endha net cafĂ© open panni vachirupanga..……Elaam 10 mani’ku dhan thorapanga…………..Nee vaenumna onnu panna andha kovil’layae unda katti vangi thinnuttu 10 mani varaikkum angayae aataya potudu……….adhukku appuram enga veetukku va namma rendu paerum saerndhu polaam………..

Shiva : Rajesh………..Rajesh……….

Rajesh : Hey correct’a 10 mani’ku vantta…………….na chumma oru paechikku sonna nee naejamavae ivlo naeram kovil’a dhan irundhiya…………

Shiva : Hey illa da na eppovo kovil’la irundhu enga aagathukku vandhutta………..

Rajesh : Hey Shiva nee 86% vangi irukka da…….

Shiva : Ivlo dhana cha na naraya expect panna da……

Rajesh : Nee avlo kalaila poi kadavula distub panna ippadi than aagum…………

Shiva : Sari nee evlo vangi irukka………

Rajesh : Na 82%.

Shiva : Nee kadavula disturb pannala’la pinna nee yaen ivlo kammi’ya vangina…….

Rajesh : Idhu kammi’ya…………..na padicha padipukku idhuvae jasthi…………na 75% varum nu dhan nanacha aana na expect panndha vida narayavae vandhirukku……….idhukku na nandri sollanum nu nanacha exam’la enakku munnadi otkandhuttu irundha Ramesh ku dhan sollanum…………

Shiva : Ok da na engathukku kalamburaen……….

Ippadiya irukura namma Gautham, Arjun, Shiva orae college’la orae dept’la saeranga. Ivanga monu paerum saerndhu adikka pora kootha dhan neega maerkondu vara kadhai’la pakka poreenga………

TO BE CONTINUED……